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Really Bad Puns


Groaners

Received: 09Nov2011

About Fish

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

About Smog

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.

About Batteries

The batteries were given out free of charge.

About Eggs

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

About A Three-Year-Old

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

About Half

Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

About A Couple

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.