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Doctors Bragging


those chicago doctors

Received: 29Jun2010

A Japanese Doctor Said:

"Medicine in my country is so advanced that we took the kidney out of one man, put it in another, and had him looking for work in six weeks."

A German Doctor Said:

"That's nothing, we took a lung out of one person, put it in another, and had him looking for work in four weeks."

A British Doctor Said:

"In my country, medicine is so advanced that we took half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and had them both looking for work in two weeks."

A Chicago Doctor Said:

"You guys are way behind. We took a man out of Chicago with no experience, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work."