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Hillary's First Nights


how she serves her country

Received: 15Jan2008

First Night

Suddenly the ghost of George Washington appears to her and Hillary asks:
"How can I best serve my country?"
George replies: "Never tell a lie."
Hillary says: "Oh dear, I don't know about that."

Second Night

Thomas Jefferson appears and Hillary asks:
"How can I best serve my country?"
Thomas replies: "Listen to the people."
Hillary says: "Oh dear, I don't know about that."

Third Night

Abe Lincoln appears and Hillary asks:
"How can I best serve my country?"
Abe replies; "Go to the theater."
Hillary says: "I can do that."

Fourth Day News Story

HRC miraculously avoided being assassinated last night. While sitting in her private box at the theater, she suddenly moved to one side to get a better look at the owner of the ear that her husband was nibbling on in another box when a bullet went whizzing by her head, lodging itself harmlessly into the forehead of an expendable aide.