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Israeli Airport Security

justice is fair but swift

Received: 04Oct2010

Hurrah - No More Body Scanners

The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports. It's a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. They see this as a win-win for everyone, with no racial profiling. It also would eliminate the costs of a long and expensive trial. Justice would be swift.

Be Advised

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion - case closed!.
Shortly thereafter, an announcement comes over the PA system:
"Attention standby passengers - we now have a seat available on flight number 1234. Shalom!"