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Choosing Golf Over Sex


David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons

Received: 04Jan2008

Why Golf Is Better Than Sex:

  • #10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
  • #9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
  • #8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
  • #7... Foursomes are encouraged.
  • #6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
  • #5... Three times a day is possible.
  • #4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
  • #3... If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.
  • #2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....

  • #1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!