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Nativity Scene


there was no nativity scene in washington last christmas!

Received: 17Dec2010

Needle In A Haystack

Try as they might, the organizers were unable to display a Nativity Scene in the United States Capital this past Christmas season.
There were no religious organizations resisting the display but, for next year the organizing committee has established three action items:

  • find three local Wise Men,
  • find some appropriate farm animals, and
  • find a Virgin.

Committee Report

The committee's first annual report for 2011 indicated that they had been unsuccessful at finding a virgin.

The committee's second annual report for 2012 indicated that they have found an ample number of asses to fill the stable.

The committee's third annual report for 2013 will determine whether or not three of the asses could be disguised as wise men.