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Returned Tax Return

They sent my Income Tax forms back

Received: 01Aug2011

In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?', a Sacramento CA taxpayer listed:

  • 12 million illegal immigrants;
  • 10 million crack heads;
  • 20 million unemployed bastards too lazy to work;
  • 140,000 people in 133 penal establishments in California;
  • 2 million leftovers from Katrina;
  • about 200 members of the House of Representatives;
  • about 50 members of the Senate;
  • and all of Michelle Obama's excessive entourage.

Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer