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Received: 26Mar2001

They Are Getting To Be Worth About The Same

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than is printed by the U.S. Treasury.

Keep The Noise Down Or She'll Hear You

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Is Cocaine Green?

Coca-Cola was originally green.

I Tried Coughing Outside My Elbow Once

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

Igloo A To Igloo B

The state of Alaska has the highest percentage of people who walk to work.

Brats Cost A Lot More

It costs $16,400 to raise a medium-size dog to the age of eleven.

Not Counting The Wingnuts

There are an average of 61,000 people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour.

Not Counting Oprah

The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

Yeah, But They Go To Vegas A Lot

Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what their birthplace.

And Don't Count

You can write numbers from zero through nine-hundred-ninety-nine and never write the letter 'a'.

What A Minute, My Honey Is Spoiled Rotten

Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil?

Winning The Bread Is Not An Advantage

More collect calls are made on Father's Day than any other day of the year.

I Wondered Where P's and Q's Originated

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.'

No Wonder My Head Always Excites Those Damn Airport Scanner

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.