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Water Not Wet

They'll Never Learn

Received: 18Nov2011

EU Track Record

Rules banning bent bananas and curved cucumbers were scrapped in 2008 after causing international ridicule. - guybenson

Rigid Bureaucracy

Spend three years, with 20 separate pieces of correspondence before summoning 21 professors to Parma where they decide with great solemnity that drinking water cannot be sold as a way to combat dehydration. - guybenson

EU Strikes Again