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When All Else Fails

last resort

Received: 1976

When all else fails, read the instructions [origin unknown]

It can be a chore to read the instructions but if one performs page-ectomies:

  • remove the pages in the front that accuse you of being an idiot like
    "Don't take this space heater into the bathtub with you", and
  • remove the pages that are applicable to those who do not speak english.

Typically, you will be left with a few pages to read; information that could save you a lot of time.