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Crossing The Border


you can get out but you can't get in

Received: 12May2010

Facts Of Governments Who Have Their Act Together:

  • if you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 years hard labor;
  • if you cross the Iranian border illegally, you are detained indefinitely;
  • if you cross the Afgan border illegally, you get shot;
  • if you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you get jailed;
  • if you cross the Chinese border illegally, you may never be heard from again;
  • if you cross the Venezuelan border illegally, you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed;
  • if you cross the Cuban border illegally, you will be thrown into a political prison to rot; but

Facts Of A Government Out Of Control

If you cross the U.S. border illegally, you get:

  • a job,
  • a driver's license,
  • welfare,
  • food stamps,
  • credit cards,
  • subsidized rent,
  • in-state tuition,
  • free health care,
  • an ObamaPhone,
  • every accomodation so that you don't have to learn to speak English,
  • the right to carry your country's flag while protesting that don't get enough respect,
  • an almost infinite supply of lobbyists all of whom continually defend lawbreakers.

Don't expect our politicians to fix this. The Democrats see potential democrat voters and the republicans want the large corporations to have a large pool of cheap labor (like before 1860).