our logo

Returned Tax Return

Distressed Oakland Taxpayer Just Trying To Be Honest

Received: 01Jan2012

In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?', I listed:

  • 12 million illegal immigrants,
  • 10 million crack heads,
  • 20 million unemployed bastards too lazy to work,
  • 140,000 people in 133 penal establishments in California,
  • 2 million leftovers from Katrina,
  • about half of Mexico

They sent my income tax forms back. Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer