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Screwing Up

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Received: 10Feb2009

Gutter Talk

The Obama administration today apologized for canceling His scheduled appearance on the View last weekend. His handlers learned that a line of questioning intended for the show would attempt to find out whether "screwing up" was his favorite direction.

Edit That Telepromter

It would seem that his handlers might instead focus on teaching him terminology which does not suffer the burden of ambiguity.