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Who Is What?

Judge what side of the fence you sit on

Received: 12Dec2011

If a conservative doesn't like guns, then the conservative doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, then all guns should be outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, then the conservative doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, all meat products should be banned for everyone.

If a conservative is down-and-out, the conservative thinks about how to get a better life.
A down-and-out liberal expects to be cared for by the taxpayer.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, the conservative switches channels.
A liberal demands that the talk-show host be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, the conservative doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants no mention of God and Jesus.

If a conservative needs health care, the conservative goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal lacking health care demands that the rest of us pay for it.

A conservative will get a good laugh out of this differentiator and perhaps forward it to a liberal or two.
Liberals will be offended and delete it."